How can you just ‘know’? (I would be remiss not to say: in Ancient Greek, ‘chaos’ means ‘cleft’ which is the past participle of ‘cleave’ which is, of course, the root of cleavage.) It’s hard to say how Lyotard might parse Billie’s blanket claim to ‘know.’ Lyotard rejected pre-established storylines and general cultural reference points. In “A Report on Knowledge” (1979), post-structuralist Jean-François Lyotard says we must express “incredulity toward metanarratives.” For men like Lyotard, the suggestion of some grand plot is an offense to the divinely chaotic nature of the universe. Last July, Billie Eilish posted a picture of her breasts busting out of a Miaou tomato-print corset with the crystal caption: “yes, i know.” Boobs are metanarrative schema universal truth belied through local reality.

The last-standing Hooters in New York is in a neighborhood called Fresh Meadows (greener pastures?) beside a neighborhood called Utopia. People between 18-24 are 19% less likely to search for breasts than older age groups. Pornhub’s meta-analysis shows declining interest in boob-focused entertainment. Per last week’s drama, a New York Times film critic says: too much tits.Per last month’s documentary, Victoria’s Secret’s secret is that it’s bad.December 2021, the last Hooters in Manhattan closed.Spring 2020, Playboy stopped print-publication.But it does seem like, in real life, they’re being de-platformed. I’m not saying the internet ruined boobs. The woman immediately emailed me a link to the article “Underwire Bra Worries” on the website about how ‘metal-supported bras’ act as antennas for electromagnetic radiation from Wi-Fi hot spots, which causes cancer.

Over coconut milk kefir at a bed and breakfast in North Salem, a guest with double Ds shared her summer resolution to quit wearing bras with underwire. But it does seem like, in real life, they’re being de-platformed.” This month, Cara Schacter writes about the merits of Jiggle Physics, the epistemology of Billie Eilish’s cleavage, a lingerie saleswoman’s climate conspiracy, and more. “I’m not saying the internet ruined boobs.

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